Jesse Eisenberg Is Absolutely The Best

Oh my god I love this video so much, I can’t wait until all of you watch it. I don’t think it’s a lasting love like my love for the “we kissed on the lips” video — THE BEST VIDEO — but it is certainly an infatuation that will stay with me throughout this Friday, maybe the weekend. I’m building it up too much I think, but whatever who cares, it’s Friday. Interviews with Jesse Eisenberg are always kind of the best, I feel like, because it always seems like he has some sort of mental health issue but in a way that is only charming and a bit confusing. Does he have a mental health issue, do you know? Not that it’s any of my business. Actually, I take that question back. It doesn’t matter and I’d rather NOT know. I’m sure he’s fine. I love him and he is the best and I’m sure he’s fine. Video now!!!!

Hahah, my god, it’s great right from the beginning. “If it’s a movie I’m in — I, –I find it so distracting to words words words words words so many words.” If there’s one thing you have to hand it to Jesse Eisenberg for it’s his relentless ability to be Jesse Eisenberg and his relentless ability to make me love him about it in a way that I don’t fully understand. It’s not like I want to date him about it but also it’s not like I don’t? “Isn’t talking during the movie good?” Hahah, JESSE!

I honestly don’t know if he’s just giving the person interviewing him a hard time or he is just having a hard time in his brain 100% of his life, I’m leaning towards the latter, but either way it is the best. Obviously talking during a movie is never good, Jesse. Nobody likes that, even when they’re watching a bad movie. But you know what is always good? Giving somebody an excruciatingly hard time about something they thought would be very simple. A+, you did a perfect thing.

Also I want to say: This PSA idea is the worst! I assume it’s a thing they have all the celebs do and it is dumb and I don’t like it. As if what everyone wants to hear before a movie is an actor telling them to pay attention to the movie. It’s just like when Gabe writes a blog post and at the top he says “PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THIS BLOG POST.” If an actor told me not to talk during a movie I would talk during the movie on purpose because DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. (Via Vulture.)