This Turtle Has A Wheel For A Leg

Really? Setting aside for a moment the fact that we live on a wildly overpopulated planet where six million children die of starvation every year, and even in our own very-wealthy-by-comparison country are living through the worst economic depression in three generations where people are struggling to find work and feed their families, and so maybe we can CHILL with the gold-plated prostheses for injured turtles for a little while, focus our resources somewhere even just a little bit more productive. But setting that aside, you are going to give a turtle a wheel for a leg and then you are going to PUT HIM ON SOME FUCKING GRASS? That is like giving someone a baseball bat for an arm and then sending him to somewhere that the baseball bat doesn’t work properly. EPIC TURTLE WHEEL LEG FAIL. (Thanks for the tip, raindog.)