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The Taiwanese CGI News Video About The Final Harry Potter Movie Raises Some Interesting Questions

1. Did Janice Rowling really write the Harry Potter books on a single napkin?
2. After the books became an international sensation, did Janice Rowling move into a college library?
3. Do all Hollywood executives have maps of the world in the library reading rooms where they come up with their schemes?
4. Has Daniel Radcliffe just been chugging hobo wine right out of the bottle on the red carpet? Is that a thing?
5. Whose post-Harry Potter career plan is being a DJ? Neville?
6. WHAT WILL VOLDEMORT DO NOW?
7. Become a chef at a Benihana apparently?
8. Will whoever wrote the Engrish non-sequitur “TOO DELICIOUS TO BE MENTIONED” marry me?
9. Birds in a courtyard. Not actually a question.