Jonah Hill Suffering From The Machinist Disease!

As this photo from ABC News (emphasis on the “News,” I’m sure) shows, Jonah Hill is now suffering from stage 6 The Machinist disease. His only chance for recovery now is to remember that he is the one that killed a little boy or something? I don’t really remember how The Machinist ends because it’s actually kind of a crappy movie, but I think when you get The Machinist disease you have to fight Tyler Durden in a bathroom and roll up a rug and go to jail. Obviously, our thoughts and prayers are with Mr. Hill and his family during this difficult time.