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Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

It’s Friday, guys! AND it’s a three-day weekend. Right? I hope you have a long weekend, too. I’m definitely aware that you may not. You might not live in the USA and you might just have a job that doesn’t allow you a three-day weekend. I’m sorry to bring it up if those are the cases. But for the rest of us: Yessssssssss! Let’s go put on all of our American flag t-shirts and American flag swim trunks and then come back here and check out this week’s Monsters Ball.

Ok, are you back? Great. You look great.

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the 50-Year-Old Princess Diana On The Cover Of Newsweek Caption Contest winner, and the Editor’s and Associate Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 facetaco | Jun 28th Score:77

That picture is actually of her little-known twin sister, Princess Liv.

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: 50-Year-Old Princess Diana On The Cover Of Newsweek
#4 Polythene Pam | Jun 28th Score:86

Princess Diana – caught dead wearing last year’s couture.

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: 50-Year-Old Princess Diana On The Cover Of Newsweek
#3 That One | Jun 27th Score:87

The holocaust never happened.

Posted in: Army Dad Comes Home And Surprises His Kids
#2 jawnofthedead | Jun 27th Score:88

It’s short for “Nikon”.

Posted in: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Spread
#1 That One | Jun 27th Score:111

My girlfriend thinks the same with me. She is 24 years older than me, lol. We met at Ag’eM’in’g’le The premiere club for older women seek younger men to meet and share your interests and sometimes milk and sandwiches and pools and blu tooth lol.

Posted in: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Spread

[Assoc. Ed. Note: Great job this week, guys! Even though most of these don’t make sense out of context. You should all leave this blog today feeling like the winners that you are. Especially you, That One. And also especially you, Polythene Pam, because your comment is also the winner of the caption contest! Great.]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1 aliceripely | Jun 29th Score:-24
It’s nice to see that George Soros and the CNN propaganda machine are HARD at work. Some of these comments are absolutely incredible. The person who posted the article can call people who support Palin “dumb” all he/she wants, however, Palin was VASTLY more qualified to run for vice president then OBUMMA is to be the president….secondly, I am OVER everyone believing, for whatever reason, that conservatives/republicans are racist – liberals/democrates have done more to destroy the “black” community then anyone else. But, hey, keep on drinking the cool-aid and don’t complain when you wake up some morning and realize in horror that we are no longer a free nation.
Posted in: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Matt Damon Doesn’t Want To Destroy Sarah Palin’s Children

[Assoc. Ed. Note: You spelled kool-aid wrong.]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

Polythene Pam | Jun 28th Score:86

Princess Diana – caught dead wearing last year’s couture.

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: 50-Year-Old Princess Diana On The Cover Of Newsweek

[ Ed. Note: Congratulations, Polythene Pam. You earned it!]

This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice

  Bookworm | Jun 27th Score:26

I like when they shush the little girl. DON’T TALK DURING THIS MIRACLE!!!

Posted in: Good Morning Egg Miracle

[Assoc. Ed. Note: Hahah, yes. Good call, Bookworm. ]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

lilbobbytables | Jun 30th Score:45

Frankie Muniz’s cabinet is shaping up nicely, indeed!

Posted in: That’s Your Financial Analyst: Lindsay Lohan

[Ed. Note: Hahaha. Oh man, I cannot wait for the Frankie Muniz presidency. It is really going to get this country back on the track towards freedom and prosperity. RING THOSE SHOTS AND BELLS, BOYS! The Fed will stop printing money, the entire defense budget will go into race cars, and the White House will be transplanted to Phoenix, Arizona. Fuck you, China. HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, EVERYONE!]