Disney Adding The Matterhorn To The Absurdly Long List Of Ride-Themed Movies They’re Making

Disney is going to make a movie about the Matterhorn ride and it’s going to be written by Spread screenwriter Jason Dean Hall. “Perfect.” This is of course in addition to Guillermo del Toro’s upcoming The Haunted Mansion and Jon Favreau’s upcoming Magic Kingdom features, which are all not jokes even though they sound EXACTLY like jokes.