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Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

So, ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM, Gabe hasn’t been here today. You were stuck with me for the whole day and I, like a cunning babysitter, didn’t mention it until the end of it all. “Oh, mommy? She’s in the other room. Hey, what’s that on the floor? Let’s goooo look at it. Bedistractedbedistractedbedistracted.” God, remember when Peter Falk died? That was horrible news, not only because it was horrible that Peter Falk died (RIP) but also because I had to do a “Heaven Just Got A Little More,” which I had never done. Is that a little too behind-the-curtain to talk about? I hope not. But anyway I did it, you did it, we’re all here together and it’s the end of the week. Let’s celebrate ourselves with the Monsters Ball, shall we?

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the Ryan Gosling Carrying A Dog Caption Contest winner, and the Associate Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 Steve Winwood | Jun 21st Score:63

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Ryan Gosling Carrying A Dog
#4 lawblog | Jun 21st Score:67

“Thisismynightmare reference” -Monsters

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Ryan Gosling Carrying A Dog
#3 eagle eyed tiger | Jun 21st Score:67

Yeah… I don’t think it was a joke at all. He meant it and he’s right.

Posted in: More Twitter News: Roger Ebert Hurt Bam Margera’s Feelings!
#2 lawblog | Jun 20th Score:68

As Chekhov said, “If you’re going to have Dragon eggs in the season premiere, they better hatch by the season finale”

Posted in: Game Of Thrones Season One Finale
#1 lawblog | Jun 21st Score:99

“I’d hit that” – Michael Vick (sorry)

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Ryan Gosling Carrying A Dog

[Assoc. Ed. Note: Lawblog! Jesus! Three placings in the top five AND the caption contest? You are on fire, someone put out Lawblog please.]

This Week’s Highest Lowest Rated Comment

#1 fajita mcjones | Jun 21st Score:-44
I like the guy, but he’s turned into a bit of a troll lately. everyone knows what Dunn did was stupid and they don’t need Ebert to point that out or make smartass comments while his friends are still grieving. I’m not saying i disagree with him, just that he needs to stfu. “Oh why thank you Roger Ebert for pointing out that drinking and driving is dangerous! The fact that our friend did that (still officially unconfirmed, btw) and it cost him his life wasn’t enough of a hard lesson, so you pointing it out on Twitter and being a dickhead was exactly what we needed at this time.”

Someone remove Ebert’s feeding tube please, it’s time for him to be taken out to pasture

Posted in: More Twitter News: Roger Ebert Hurt Bam Margera’s Feelings!

[Assoc. Ed. Note: Uhhh I was ready to say, “Well, this isn’t so bad. Just a different opinion.” But then it got terrible. Why couldn’t you have just kept it not so bad and a different opinion? Why did you need to make it terrible?]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

[Assoc. Ed. Note: See above. Cogratulations, Lawblog! You earned it.]

This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice

facetaco | Jun 21st Score:27

Do we even know his political stance? I’m not sure, he could lean pretty far left or right, but I’d think his views fall pretty much In The Middle.

Posted in: Frankie Muniz Is Running For Political Office In 2016, Says Frankie Muniz, On Twitter

[Assoc. Ed. Note: I like this because of how long it takes to get to the joke. And then when you finally you get to the joke it is WORTH IT.]