The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Ryan Gosling Carrying A Dog

This is a photo of Ryan Gosling carrying his dog, George, through the Los Angeles airport, so don’t say I never did anything for you, ladies. YOU ARE WELCOME. You, too, fellas. Don’t you start in either. Because let’s be honest: Ryan Gosling is one of those guys where women want to sleep with him and men want to be him and also sleep with him. He’s very handsome! And charming! Maybe not quite as much during that one scene in Blue Valentine when he was punching holes in the health clinic walls, but that was just acting! and besides, his BITCH of a wife was driving him to despair. He specifically asked her not to give him that “you can have my body but not my heart” stuff but that is exactly what she gave him. So, he was not as handsome and charming with his fake thin hair and his fake brute rage, and I also hate those weird ads that are running before movies these days with a scene from The Notebook recut so they’re talking about cell phone service or whatever, but for the most part: VERY HANDSOME AND CHARMING. And now he’s carrying a gigantic as all hell dog in his arms? Oh now it is just unfair! Now, obviously, we all know what Ryan Gosling is thinking: he’s thinking whatever you want him to be thinking. It’s your fantasy. He’s here for YOU. But the question that remains is WHAT IS THE DOG THINKING?!

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. BARK BARK!