Teenagers, You Are Still Liking Music Wrong

It has been almost a year since we last heard from “musician” T Mills, and a lot has happened since then. A year is a long time, especially for young people, whose bodies are going through all of those changes and who know now that their parents can’t actually tell them what to do. Since last we heard from T Mills the Republicans regained control of the House of Representatives and nearly retook the Senate. James Franco and Anne Hathaway hosted the Oscars (haha, remember THAT?). Videogum hired Kelly Conaboy. And GAME OF THRONES! So many things that are both very important to teenagers, and very meaningful to their personal lives. Look, the point is, the world changes constantly, and we are all in a different place now than we were a year ago, even teenagers, SO WHY ARE THEY STILL LISTENING TO CRAP LIKE THIS? Look, we’ve all made some mistakes in the sweet rush of youth, most of them having to do with Manic Panic hair dye and learning how to use devil sticks, but good grief, teenagers, you have to know you will come to regret this. (Headphones UP, these lyrics are NSFWOLOA*.)

Go to your room. All of you. Everyone’s grounded. Forever. (Thanks for the tip, Ian.)

*Not Safe For Work Or Life Or Anything.