Terrible Woman Went To Lots Of Schools

You know how sometimes you’re a lady who went to a bunch of schools and you’re on a train and it’s like, I don’t understand how these people expect me to not be very terrible? Don’t they get that I went to school? Like, lots of school? Listen to the gross voice I’m using! This is just a classic case of A-Lady-Who-Went-To-Lots-Of-Schools and everyone needs to just deal with it. It’s like they’ve never been on a train before.

And also when you’re that lady, you sound just like Alison Brie’s character on Mad Men. (Via Gawker)