This Is Your Perfume: Que

Uhhhhhh. Before watching this “commercial” I would have thought that a barbecue-themed perfume that smells like “an intoxicating bouquet of spices, smoke, meat, and sweet summer sweat” would have been the most ridiculous thing, but it turns out the most ridiculous thing is the creators of a barbecue-themed perfume’s idea of what a blind date is like. “Why can’t she just talk about sports?” “I don’t even think he likes Sex and the City.” What is going on here? Ladies, when you get nervous during your first encounter with a guy at a restaurant known for its fluorescent blue martinis (?!) is the very first thing that comes out of your mouth some manic explanation of how much you like on-line dating, which is surprising, because I didn’t think anyone liked on-line dating? Probably. Oh, ladies. Oh, this perfume. (You aren’t off the hook either, fellas. Why do you want to fuck a rack of ribs so badly? Just kidding, I know why. BECAUSE A RACK OF RIBS WON’T TALK BACK AM I RIGHT TRACY MORGAN?!) Buy some here! (Via LaughingSquid.)