Well, This Is A Nightmare

Some mornings you wake up and it’s just like, uh, you know, I was doing fine back there in Sleep Town and if this is the best the real world has to offer then maybe I should just Incept myself. Wait for the kick. It’s barf. The kick is barf. When you start barfing, you’ll wake up. Why isn’t it working? I’m barfing so hard! SATOOOOOO! (Via Dlisted.)