United Stereotypes Of America

Here’s a video that’s been going around the ‘net kind of (which will be my introduction to every video when I host my own morning video show with Kelly Rippa called Good Morning, Kelly) in which Paul Jury, who wrote the book States of Confusion, which I can only assume is Eat Pray Love for cars, says a stereotype about every state. Ok! Some of these are a little weak, though. Like Pennsylvania’s, for example: “Even our Amish will fight you.” Comee onnnnn. That’s not that good. And here is where I would put in a better one if I could think of one. “The cities that we have are kind of ok.” That’s all I can think of. Let’s think of better ones maybe? You think of a better one. (Via LaughingSquid.)