After the jump, I have posted a new "short film" featuring Lindsay Lohan in a swimming pool and SPOILER ALERT it is terrible. It's the "first" "short film" by "painter" Richard Phillips and eesh. DON'T QUIT YOUR PAINT JOB, LOLOLOL. I'm not sure I've ever felt this way before, but it's weird when you're kind of angry that something ISN'T ...