The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Harrison Ford On The Cover Of AARP Magazine

We all get older, you guys. We’re all getting older right now! By the time you finish reading this, you will be older than when you started. Sorry to get so deep with you right at the end of the day. Sorry to open your eyes, sheeple. But it’s true! There is no helping it. The best we can all hope to do is to age with dignity and with grace. And hopefully to come to some kind of terms with our own mortality. So, on the one hand, you can’t really begrudge Harrison Ford’s appearance on the July/August issue of AARP magazine. He’s getting older and he recognizes that and if someone asks you to be on the cover of a magazine in this world you probably accept that offer. But it is funny. I mean, come on, AARP magazine? OK, gramps. I’m also not sure those earrings that Harrison Ford is always wearing is the definition of aging with dignity and grace. So. Well, let’s send the old man off into his golden years with one last round of captions. But hurry it up, it’s already way past his bed time.

Winner will receive special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. That is the next best thing to a Werther’s Original stuck all over with lint! (Via JustJared. Click through to enlarge.)