Congratulations to Don Gorske, on Everything

What have you accomplished, I guess? What have I accomplished? What has anyone ever accomplished. Don Gorske has eaten 25,000 Big Macs and at least, when he is about to die which should reasonably be very soon but I guess might not actually be, and someone asks him what he has ever done, he will know exactly what to say: “I know the exact number of Big Macs I have eaten and I can tell you for a fact that it is over 25,000.”

So, congratulations on keeping perfect account of your Big Mac consumption, Don Gorske, and we hope you don’t stop keeping track now just because you’ve reached 25,000. Your job is not finished! Please eat all the rest of the Big Macs. (via TheDailyWhat.)