Man Licking Shoes On New York Subway, Obviously

It turns out that guy who tried to get a good old patriotic “USA!” chant going a couple weeks ago with ZERO help from the tree-hugging homosexuals of Jew York City (it’s not offensive if it’s TRUE) was just on the wrong train. If he had been on this guy’s train, everyone would have been on their goddamned feet, cheering for this, the greatest country on Earth. USA! USA! NUMBER ONE! USA! (Thanks for the tip, veebs and Mark.)