Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Notsewfast
2 years 7 months and one day ago, on the banks of a mighty catfish hatchery in Bryan, TX a child was born to a leather-skinned woman and a Turkish gentleman with a sexual proclivity for hairy feet. After an unusually brief 4 month gestation, the delivering veterinarian declared the child to be healthy and parvo-free. On the day that ...
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