HOLD THE PHONES! New Puppy Fart Video!

You know what? Screw convention. I’m the guest blogger so I’m making the rules! Here is a Dalmatian puppy farting while getting a bath!

Never ever tell anybody I don’t keep my promises. Now, I actually passed up a couple of animal fart videos because they were fake sound effects, or people were talking to their pets in extremely annoying voices, or they already had like 3 million views, but this one is special. The guy is talking to his dog in a totally normal voice, the dog farts, and then both the dog bather and videographer react in a very genuine and earnest way. And guess what? It is perfect. Thanks again, everyone, and thanks for this tip, Baby Friday!