Some Haikus About West Haven, CT Director of Public Health, Eric Triffen MPH

Dear Eric Triffen,
Can I borrow a carrot?
Thanks! Love, Superglue

West Haven, CT
Your public health is assured
This guy knows what’s up

Your costume: Perfect
Your dance moves: Enviable
Will you marry me?

Hush, you dumb hecklers
This guy’s just doing his thing
Why don’t you try it?

Carrots are so good
But I’ve never bitten one
From the side like that

Alright, you monsters
Think your haikus are better?
Hit me with them, then

(Thanks for the tip, Brian!)