The Insane Clown Posse Reviews Water For Elephants

In a lot of ways, having Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J review a period love story like Water for Elephants is kind of predictable. Of course they’re going to say things like, “it was a big fat fucking love story,” and that if you go to see it with your girl you have a good chance of [something about skins? 1994?] because of the sacrifice you are making. Even the part when Shaggy 2 Dope said that The Notebook made him cry like a grown woman (oddly respectful way of putting things?) was almost exactly the kind of “surprise twist” that you would expect from a movie review (a “movie review”) like this. But even the most jaded Insane Clown Posse Movie Review critic probably did not expect their INCREDIBLE LOVE OF JAMES WOODS! Hahahaha. What a couple of James Woods Heads.

“Why isn’t James Woods just in every movie, it makes no sense?!” – Insane Clown Posse

These guys. Can’t wait for them to win the New Yorker cartoon caption contest. It will be, like, a picture of two men crawling through the desert, their clothes in tatters, hair and beards growing wild, and one of them will turn to the other and say, “James Woods is a good actor. Nay, the BEST actor!” James Woods 2 Dope. (Via Vulture.)