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The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Carrot Top Straightened His Hair

Carrot Top had his hair straightened for a meme photo-shoot for Las Vegas Magazine, whatever THAT is. People are very excited about this photo, I have been seeing it all over the place. I guess it is true that we are not used to seeing Carrot Top with this haircut. Some might also say that we’re simply not used to seeing Carrot Top at all, and they might think that was a good zing, but let me tell you this: Carrot Top is a successful working comedian, living and performing in Las Vegas, selling out rooms every night. So don’t you even worry about it. He’s doing great! Probably? I mean, I do not know what his interior emotional life is like. Anyway, you will be happy to know that he likes his new look! Says Carrot Top: “I was kind of reluctant, but now I don’t want to go back to the other way. This is a way, way sexier Carrot Top.” Not just sexier, guys. Way, way. He also added: “I would so fuck me.” That is true. He did add that. Now you add something. In the form of a caption.

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. 1-800-CONGRATS!