You Can Make It Up: Professor Ashton Kutcher Holds Office Hours
Doctor Ashton Kutcher, PhD, tenured professor of Real Physics, was wearing his corduroy jacket and his Coke bottle glasses because he was a real professor, a real smart professor. He leaned back in his chair which was old and wood and creaky but also surprisingly comfortable, and was Walt Whitman's chair before he died, and looked at all of the ...
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