IMPORTANT FART NEWS, YOU GUYS! THERE IS AN ACTRESS WHO FARTS! I KNOW, I COULD HARDLY BELIEVE IT MYSELF WHEN I FIRST HEARD IT, BUT ACCORDING TO A THIRD-TIER GOSSIP WEBSITE, IT IS TRUE! WHAT A WORLD. From BuzzFoto (via Gawker):
Which A List Female Celebrity who makes the big bucks is known in the industry as being one of the smelliest actresses around? Apparently she has ‘gas’ that could clear a set faster than any director.
WHOA! PRETTY SERIOUS ALLEGATIONS. WHO IS THE ACTRESS THAT IS KNOWN FOR FARTING SOMETIMES? I MEAN, THE BLIND ITEM SAYS A-LIST, BUT HOW FAMOUS CAN SHE REALLY BE IF SHE FARTED? AT THE VERY LEAST, SHE PROBABLY CAN’T STAY FAMOUS IF THE WORLD FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS. PROBABLY A LOT OF P.R. REPS EARNING THEIR PAYCHECK TODAY TRYING TO KEEP THIS SCANDAL UNDER WRAPS. GOOD LUCK, P.R. REPS! FOR NOW, THOUGH, THE MYSTERY CONTINUES. WE WILL CONTINUE TO STAY ON TOP OF THIS VERY IMPORTANT NEWS STORY THAT IS IMPORTANT AND NEWS.