Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the Invisalign Rap Caption Contest winner, and the Guest Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 huckabeast | Mar 28th Score:73

Sex with Mila Kunis isn’t cool. You know what’s cool?

Well, actually, sex with Mila Kunis is probably pretty cool.

Posted in: Friends With Benefits Trailer, You Guys
#4 werttrew | Mar 30th Score:80

I feel bad for/actually like Wendy Williams. I think her wig problems are the result of a rough childhood or something(?) and she’s just no good at handling them, like a lot of people. Plus, she makes for some really funny clips on The Soup. No BS.

Posted in: Chris Brown Attempts To Dance His Way Out Of Nightmare Town
#3 Nate Scott! | Mar 28th Score:98

Paula would never let this happen.

Posted in: Ina Garten Begrudgingly Does Respectable Thing
#2 krugmanic depressive | Mar 28th Score:98

We may hate this, yes, but I think we can all get behind “SHUT UP KATHERINE HEIGL, YOU STUPID LIAR!”

Posted in: Friends With Benefits Trailer, You Guys
#1 lawblog | Mar 28th Score:109

If this prophecy comes true I know a certain girl from UCLA who’s going to have the worst time in libraries.

Posted in: This Is Just A Good Political Ad That Is Neither Racist Nor Insane*

[Ed. note: Good week, everyone! Hey, it’s been awhile since we’ve taken our temperature, so let’s take our temperature. How’s everything going? How’s “the community”? Are there any things that you would like to see changed or made better or any specific problems that you feel should have been addressed but have not been addressed? Are we feeling good or are we feeling sick? Let us know. Does this mean that your suggestions will definitely be fully adopted without question? Absolutely not! We reserve the right to continue to conduct business as we see fit, including but not limited to ignoring you completely. But, seriously, what’s up?]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

underaspell | Mar 30th Score:-34
This song made me cry. Wake up America…..I really have to laugh at most of these people who commented. I would be willing to bet they couldn’t tell you who the vice president of the usa is.. These are the same people who only watch main stream media stations, and voted in the presidential election for whoever they were told to vote for, without doing their own homework.. please wake up.
Posted in: “Crying For America” Is Not A Good Song!

[Ed. note: Oh man, hahahha, I know that “underaspell” is not a regular reader of this site, and certainly won’t be one now, and I know that he/she will never see this and that as far as they are concerned, they have rested their case and this conversation is over, but can I just say that this is a HILARIOUS comment? Like, one of the stupidest comments ever left on Videogum ever, probably. It’s one thing to say that you liked a video we were making fun of, and to express political beliefs that might differ from the general viewpoint of the site’s main audience, but to get into condescending and unfounding criticism of…the way…that people…choose…who to vote for? That is just funny! That is like me saying that “underaspell” only voted for John McCain because he was old and white and they were terrified of the idea of a black man being in office. Well, actually, no, my joke doesn’t work, because a lot of people actually did that, whereas I don’t think a lot of people voted for Obama “because they were told to” (and by WHOM while we are at it, thx). I’m not saying there aren’t TONS of specious and terrible reasons to vote for ANY political candidate, but the idea that everyone who is voting for someone that you did not vote for simply because they were told to (BY WHOM, IF I MIGHT JUST AKS THAT QUESTION AGAIN THX) is nonsense. But thank you for reading, “underaspell”! We welcome your opinions. Kind of!]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

Superglue | Mar 29th Score:70

Invisalign: Vagisil Inn

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Terrible Invisalign Rap

[Ed. note: Congratulations, Superglue. You earned it!]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

fozzy the chair | Mar 30th Score:10

I am honored to have lost a small piece of humanity by watching this with you, my fellow monsters.

Posted in: Normal Shirts Vs. Normal Skins Stuff

[Ed. note: I feel like this comment sums up most of this website, if not the Internet in general.]