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The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Terrible Invisalign Rap

UHHHHHHHHHHH WHUUUUUUUUUUUUUT YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS? Good grief. There are enough people in this video that you would think at least one of them, just one of them, would have stopped for a second, turned to the others, and said, Hey, what if we didn’t make this? That being said, out of all the products that you could try to sell with a horrifying fake rap, somehow adult braces that are supposed to be invisible but are definitely only invisible to the delusional people who are wearing them seems like a pretty decent fit! (Other products that would probably benefit from an unsettling and seemingly unaware fake rap recorded by nightmares: Bluetooth headsets. Dockers. That’s it.) Anyway, with Mad Men currently on the ropes, or whatever, this week’s Caption Contest is a little unusual! Come up with an advertising slogan for Invisalign that would go with this terrible, TERRIBLE video. Today YOU are Don Draper! You should treat women better!

Winner will receive a drinking problem a divorce special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. Good luck, racists! (Thanks for the tip, Richard.)