Glenn Beck’s contract at FOX News expires at the end of this year, and it is being widely rumored that it won’t be renewed. Awww. End of an era! This guy knows what I’m talking about. Luckily for us Beck-Heads he might start his whole own fucking network! From the New York Times:
The possibility that Glenn Beck will exit the Fox News Channel at the end of the year has prompted a big question in media circles: if he leaves, how will he bring his considerable audience with him?
Two of the options Mr. Beck has contemplated, according to people who have spoken about it with him, are a partial or wholesale takeover of a cable channel, or an expansion of his subscription video service on the Web.
Perfect. Now all we need is a name.
Here are a few suggestions:
- You MadTV
- Garbage Town
- The Uninformed Federalist Channel
- WC (White Crybaby)
- RNN (Racist Nightmare Network)
- 700 Liars Club
Get it? Glenn Beck is a terrible asshole!