This Is Your Button King: Dalton Stevens “The Button King”

Sure. Yes. Cute. And “we should all be so” etc, etc. But I will tell you this: charming old men singing about their obsessive hobbies aside, Dalton Stevens “The Button King” is one smooshed cat carcass away from getting his own episode of Hoarders and that is when this shit gets tragic (tragic means “really entertaining,” right?). You better keep those cats alive, Dalton Stevens! Those cats are your non-hospital-meal ticket! (Via Urlesque.)