Continue To R.I.P. Notorious B.I.G.

(May 21, 1972 – March 9, 1997)

I remember there being an Onion article back in the day about his death with a headline that read something like “Heaven Running Out of Food” and I just want to take this solemn moment on the anniversary of his death to point out that that is CRASS and TASTELESS and that I definitely don’t think about it on a SEMI-REGULAR BASIS and LAUGH QUIETLY TO MYSELF because he was a genuinely great rapper and therefore his death is super-serious always and we should never try to find levity in anything and so that’s why I HATE The Onion. Goodnight.