The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Gwyneth Paltrow On Glee, Part Two

I know that Videogum’s Resident Glee expert, Gabe Liedman, will have a different take on this when it actually airs (which, speaking of, how come this is even available already? Is that how you drum up excitement for something these days? By just providing the whole thing right away?) but until then, it is just like The Goonies said: it is our time down here. Down here it is our time. For this week’s Caption Contest, I would like to do a little role playing! (NO ADULTO.) Pretend for a moment that you are in high school and that THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING in one of your classes. How do you react (without getting sent to the principals’ office)? Welcome to Captions 102!

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. It is like our Honor Roll!