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ATTENTION! DANGER WARNING! HORRIBLE TIGER OUT ON THE LOOSE!

GUYS PLEASE BEWARE THIS MORNING THAT THERE IS A DANGEROUS TIGER WHO IS ON THE LOOSE. AUTHORITIES ARE DOING THEIR BEST TO CAPTURE AND RESTRAIN THIS VICIOUS BEAST, BUT CITIZENS ARE ENCOURAGED TO STAY INDOORS AND TAKE THE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS. WE DO NOT WANT ANYONE GETTING UNNECESSARILY INJURED TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM OR GET AN AUTOGRAPH FROM THIS WILD BEAST. IF YOU CAN AVOID LEAVING THE HOUSE TODAY, PLEASE DO SO. STAYCATION! IF YOU MUST GO OUT, FOR SUPPLIES OR WHATEVER, TRAVEL IN GROUPS, AND BRING A CAMERA WITH A LONG LENS IN CASE YOU SEE THE TIGER SO THAT YOU CAN GET A PICTURE OF THE TIGER WITHOUT HAVING TO GET TOO CLOSE TO THIS AWFUL TIGER!

IT WOULD APPEAR THE MONSTER HAS BEEN CAUGHT, BUT YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL. EVERYONE PLEASE CONTINUE TO STAY INDOORS. LET’S MAKE A REAL DAY OF IT! (Via BuzzFeed.)