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That’s Your Boyfriend: John Galliano

“I don’t know if I would say that I have a type, but there are definitely things that I look for in a man. He should be very successful in his career, and it would be nice if he had a well-developed creative side. For example, an architect, or a fashion designer. Ooh, yeah, dating a fashion designer would be amazing. We could go out to little bistros and get drunk on carafe wine–because my man will DEFINITELY have a drinking problem–and he can wear a jaunty little cap on his head. Wouldn’t that be the cutest? And if he struck up a conversation with the people sitting at the table next to us–obviously I’m just spit-balling and going on a little flight of the imagination here, because there’s only so much you can actually plan for in a relationship–but I would love for him to go on a sloppy, slurred-speech anti-Semitic rant in which he tells the people at the table next to us that he loves Hitler and that everyone in their family should have been gassed to death by the Nazis. Check please! We’re going home to MAKE LOVE.”

-You

Since the release of this tape, John Galliano, your boyfriend, has been suspended from his duties as head designer at Dior. It should be noted that my favorite thing about his anti-Semitism is how boldly and unapologetically it overlooks another segment of the population that would ALSO have been killed in the gas chambers, which is homosexual fashion designers who dressed like this:

“I love guys like this! JK!” – Hitler

I’m not saying I WANT John Galliano to have been killed by the Nazis, I am just saying that people who live in gas chambers shouldn’t throw hate speech. (Via BlackBook.)