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The Brotherhood Of The Traveling Two Pairs Of Fucking Claiborne

Put on your headphones, guys, because are about to go on an ADVENTURE!

Our journey with Captain Your Boyfriend of the S.S. Pants continues after the jump!

Our hero’s superpower is keeping things in perspective!

Between your boyfriend’s self-indulgent fury, and his face, and his hair, and his jewelry, and his CLAIBORNE, matched with the palm trees visible through the window, I bet that he wants to be an ACTOR! Hahha. Yay! You are a star! A stupid racist nightmare star!

Hahahaha. THE POLICE! You guys, this adventure is seriously really exciting. I cannot wait to see what happens next. WHAT’S IN THE CLAIBORNES?!

TO BE CONTINUED? (Thanks for the tip, Michael.)