That’s Your Funeral Home: Newton Bracewell

At first, I was going to make a lot of jokes about this, like, about how weird it is, and how stiff they all seem, and why on Earth do they think this is somehow comforting, and is there no other sentence to use in your commercial for your funeral home besides “life moves so fast”, and is she holding onto the handlebars of a bicycle in that last shot for some reason? But then I remembered that dead people are dead and couldn’t possibly care who is in charge of getting rid of their bodies, so sure, use these guys. You’re dead! Is heaven neat?! (Thanks for the tip, Michael.)