The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Gary Busey And His Family

Everyone deserves to love and be loved or whatever, but that lady, whose stomach made that baby, knows that Gary Busey is completely coconuts, right? (And let us not even get into how difficult it can be in this world to find meaningful and reliable father figures even when your father is just a normal man and not this particularly abnormal man. Sorry, baby Luke Busey! You have a long road ahead of you, probably, or maybe not, what do I know, but I have some educated guesses at least and that is one of them!) Everything that comes out of the man’s mouth, even if it is just a SMILE, is bonkers. Now you can be the one whose broken brain comes up with it! (You can also feel free to caption the lady. Or baby Luke. Although I have been sitting here trying to think of an example caption for either of them and the only thing I’ve come up with is “my motivations are completely inscrutable,” and also “I’m a baby!”)

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. (Image via TheSuperficial.)