The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Bruce Willis’ Wax Figure

If you could have one thing for Valentine’s Day what would it be? Most people just want someone to love and a box of chocolates. I bet there is something you haven’t thought of that the visitors at Madame Tussaud’s in London have thought of. When asked what male celebrity they would most like to be pulled out of wax figure retirement, they said “Bruce Willis.” Now he is back on display and his head is being wiped plenty by this yellow cloth. Why is this nice young lady wiping his head? Is it because that bald head needs more shine? I am not quite sure, so why don’t you guys put a couple of captions together and we will go from there.

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. (Image via The Best Week Ever.)