This Is YOUR Nightmare: Yoga Faces

Have you guys heard about the latest craze to sweep bitter housewives? I have two words for you: FACE. YOGA. As we get older, we all start to develop pesky lines and wrinkles. None of us want to look like a bunch of old fogies, do we? Forget Botox and surgery. Now there’s an easier way to firm your face! Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with YOGA FACES:

If you need more tips on how to make nightmare faces like the Satchmo, the Marionette, the Prom Queen and the Smiling Fish Face…Guess what? There’s a book for that!

I’ve already traded in my wrinkle cream for crazy eyes.