Hey, you guys, I’m writing this to you from the past! Right now it is Saturday night, but by the time you read this it will be Monday morning. PRETTY CRAZY, HUH?! What a world of magic and wonder. Anyway, the reason I am writing you this message from ancient herstory is because by the time this is posted I will be on vacation far away, in a land without Tumblr or anything. So, a nightmare, basically. Just kidding. It’s going to be (or I guess, as you are reading this, it is? Time is so complicated!) the best. But, so, while I am away, we are going to try something that we’ve never done before: guest bloggers. Neat! And they are all fellow monsters! Neater! Guest bloggers is something that real websites do on a pretty regular basis, actually, so I’m not sure what our problem is that this is such a “to-do.” Hopefully, if we all work together, we can make it the best week ever and I won’t ever have to come back! I can go live in a coconut under the ocean like Spongegabe Blogpants. (YUCK. I DID NOT JUST WRITE THAT. NEVER BRING THAT UP. THIS DIDN’T HAPPEN.)
Guys, please welcome them, please treat them with respect, please cheer them on, please send extra tips to [email protected]. We’re a team, right? A team of adults? Right. So let’s act like it. Of course, worst case scenario, you all burn the place to the ground and I collect the iNsurance money. Get it? iPods but insurance. (Ugh. Maybe I should take TWO weeks off?) The number for the police is on the fridge. No parties. See you next week!