Duh Aficionado Magazine: Donald Trump Will Never Be President

On last night’s episode of Watch What Piers Morgans Live!, Donald Trump announced that he is thinking…about…running…for…PRESIDENT! Like, yeah, president president. That president! LOL? This guy knows what he’s talking about. Of course, in the midst of his IMPORTANT announcement (which you can watch after the jump) he makes a number of references to his hit reality TV show, Celebrity Apprentice. Very presidential! TOO presidential? (Also, I did not realize that Piers Morgan was on that show, which is a little bit weird just in the sense that now we are supposed to take him seriously? As a “news” thing? Ha!) But easily the most hilarious part is when SPOILER ALERT Piers Morgan agrees that he should run!!! AY-AY-AY! Good interview. Very hard hitting. I am pretty sure the new definition of a “softball question” isn’t a question at all, but is actually Piers Morgan agreeing with Donald Trump that he should probably be President (because China makes a lot of duvets?). Look it up!

Larry King is rolling in his girl jeans. (Via Entertainment Weekly.)