The New Face Of The Tea Party Movement

You have to hand it to Ava, the new face of the Tea Party Movement, and host of the Tea Party Newsbrief, she does not waste any time! Within seconds of hearing who she is for the very first time, she is already addressing the rumors that you’ve been spreading that she’s going to run for President? As she told her colleagues, no, she is not. You know, her colleagues? Her peers? The people she works with in the CGI living room? Whose job it is to also CGI stand around and dispel rumors about political ambitions? I’m sure this question could be a lot more specific and address particular concerns but WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN GOING ON HERE? (Thanks for the tip, Eric.)