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Adam Sandler Continues To Restore His Tarnished Legacy

For the past few years, Adam Sandler has abandoned his fans, the ones who got him where he is today (Billionaire Town). Punch Drunk Love? Spanglish? Funny People? Bullshit! Who does he think he is, an actor? Boo! Get off the acting stage! Lately, though, it seems like he’s trying to restore his tarnished legacy. First, there’s that horrible new movie about being Jennifer Aniston’s boss, or whatever. He will also play the “Monkey” in Kevin James’s upcoming movie, Paul Blart Mall Fart 2: Zoo Fart. Of course, who could forget the project that Adam Sandler is currently shooting in which he plays a brother AND his own sister. And now, this. (From Pajiba):

Adam Sandler is circling a project called Fat Man. For it, he will wear a fat suit. It may be directed by Miguel Arteta (Cedar Rapids, Youth in Revolt). It is about an 800 pound man who falls in love with his nurse as he tries to lose weight. Neither the director nor Sandler’s role is confirmed, but it’s based on a spec script that Sandler’s Happy Madison Productions acquired several years ago.

Haha. Perfect. Working title: Big Momma’s Hospital 800. BACK ON TOP, MR. SANDLER! CAREFUL, THOUGH, DON’T BREAK THE TOP WITH YOUR COMICALLY FAT BODY!