From The People Who Brought You Your Double-Handed Great Sword Come Your Army Officer, Marine NCO & Marine Officer’s Swords

The best swords available for when you need to stab someone wearing a denim jacket. Or a bag of meat wearing a denim jacket. Or a denim sleeve sewn up into a pocket and then filled with meat. Or a ham. You know, military stuff. (Thanks for the tip, David.)

Previously: This Is Definitely A Two-Handed Great Sword