Kirstie Alley Tattoo, Son

Dope ink, kid. (Hahaha. Cool talk. Just call me Wise.) Tattoos aren’t forever anymore, right? They’re all temporary? I’m just assuming I missed the international news story in which it was reported that there is no such thing as a permanent tattoo, at which point this guy was like, “might as well.” And then he RAAAANNNNNNNNN
to his nearest temporary tattoo parlor for what is definitely not a permanent tattoo because could you imagine? (Via BuzzFeed.)