Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Between Sarah Palin and Gwyneth Paltrow it has been a real week for the jerks. But guess what: MONDAY-FRIDAY, jerks. HANDS OFF THE WEEKEND. This is our weekend, down here. Down here it’s our weekend. Up there it’s jerk time. (Goonies reference. 2011.) Enjoy it, guys. If you’re in the Los Angeles area, there is this. If you’re not in the Los Angeles area, work it out. You’ll do great! See you Monday.

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Pandora Hills 90210, and the Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 shellbomber | Jan 7th Score:87

“If I were married to Ted Haggard and he cheated on me with a male prostitute and took crystal meth, I would get mad at him, but I would never dump him. I would just make him stop with the gay sex and drugs and open a new church.” – womankind

Posted in: Ted Haggard Rests His Case, Coming Soon To TLC
#4 Jeska (also quixentric) | Jan 12th Score:88

Forgetting Sarah Palin

It’s what I wish I could do right now.

Posted in: Best New Party Game 43: Sarah Palin Movies
#3 Frank Lloyd Wrong | Jan 12th Score:99

Takin’ of Pelham 123

Runnin’ With Scissors

Changin’ Lanes

Findin’ Nemo

Drivin’ Miss Daisy

Waitin’ to Exhale

Chasin’ Amy

Raisin’ Arizona

Romancin’ The Stone

Lookin’ For Mr. Goodbar

Tradin’ Places

Leavin’ Las Vegas

Ragin’ Bull

Posted in: Best New Party Game 43: Sarah Palin Movies
#2 backwaxer | Jan 10th Score:105

what is this, 20 questions?

Posted in: The Videogum Movie Club: Country Strong

[Ed. note: Hahahahah. Hahhahahahhaha. SHUT UP, GWYNETH PALTROW.]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

backwaxer | Jan 11th Score:-61
didn’t watch this yet, cause I’m done with this guy

if I’ve learned anything from Jon Stewart it is – DON’T get 100,000 people together for a low-volume off-point comedy show about how we should get along with republicans, 2 days before republicans take 100 seats in the house

i’ll watch this douchebag again when enough people tell me he grew some balls

Posted in: Jon Stewart Discusses The Arizona Shootings

[Ed. note: You mad! My favorite part of this comment is that you haven’t watched the clip yet. Take your time! We will wait.]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

Polythene Pam | Jan 11th Score:86

AnnaLynne takes the walk of shame home after falling asleep early at Brad Pitt’s house party.

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Pandora Hills, 90210

[Ed. note: Congratulations, Polythene Pam. You earned it.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

my ironic mustache | Jan 12th Score:6

i really wish she wasn’t on vimeo. we like our awesome, supportive film-making community. palin belongs on youtube with the rest of the mole people. or

Posted in: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Sarah Palin Did Not Cause The Arizona Shootings But Is Still An Asshole
[Ed. note: This is not the cleverest comment of the week (no offense, mustache) but the idea of Sarah Palin releasing her official statement videos on Break.Com makes me laugh and laugh. And laugh.]