Duh Aficionado Magazine: Gwyneth Paltrow Does Not Worry Too Much

I know that we’re all human, OR WHATEVER, and that just because you’re rich and famous doesn’t mean you don’t have any problems or concerns, but at the very least, when you’re rich and famous, you don’t have TOO MANY problems and concerns. You have some, maybe. At the most you have a manageable amount of problems and concerns. So, as usual, Gwyneth Paltrow is just a fucking liar lying all over the place. From People:

As for her current role in Country Strong, Paltrow confessed to some transgressions from her normally clean-living philosophy to help her get into character as an alcoholic singer.

“You just get really drunk all the time,” she says. “Which is awesome! At least I did anyway, it’s not very professional. There’s a Bloody Mary at 10 a.m. and keep it going all day!”

The thrill, she added, was stepping outside her regimented life.

“It was actually very liberating and amazing to play somebody who just didn’t think about consequences because I’m so responsible with my life, and too worried about everybody and my kids and where’s everybody going,” Paltrow says.

Haha. “Where’s everybody going?” I bet Gwyneth asks that a lot, like, after she’s been talking about sinks for 10 seconds or what have you. $1700 face wash. The quote about bloody marys is also VERY COOL. She just seems like fun. But fun in an overly RESPONSIBLE and CONCERNED way. You know, that kind of fun? Fun that is also a drag? Good grief. Can she at least pick a fake person to fake be and stick with it? She’s all over the garbage map!