That’s Your Girlfriend: Sarah Lester

“I wouldn’t say that I have a type, exactly. I’ve dated all kinds of women, at least as far as looks are concerned. For me, what’s most important is what’s inside. I know that sounds kind of cliche, but it’s true! I’m just looking for someone who I can hang out with: a best friend as much as a girlfriend, although the sex should still be pretty smokin LOLOL. All of that being said, there is one thing about any woman who might be interested in dating me that is non-negotiable: she absolutely MUST consider herself to be a real-life vampire. It’s OK for her to be really dry and boring about it. In fact, the less of a sense of humor she seems to have about her self-described vampirisim the better, probably. But she definitely has to start sentences with things like, “when I went in to get my custom fangs done” and “I am a vampire.” But, yeah, no, no type. I just love women!”

- You

“I’m a vampire AMONG OTHER THINGS” is the quote to beat in 2011. Also, in case for some reason you were not sure whether or not you were ready to put a ring on it, I refer you to the video entitled “Sarah Lester Gets Gangsta, Pt. 1″. (Thanks for the tip, Scott.)