All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front MAGIC FX CO2 Guns

Sensational. AND FREEZING! I’m still not entirely clear on what the special effect is. Is this how they made the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park? Hopefully when I get two of these for Christmas I’ll be able to figure it out. It probably comes with an instruction manual right? Unless it doesn’t. It is FOR PROFESSIONALS after all, and you never see pros reading manuals. They’re too busy CRUSHING. Whatever. Just come to the club where I’m spinning and we’ll figure it out together. One way or the other, I’m going to MAKE MY AUDIENCE SCREAM. (Either through wonderful effects they cannot even believe their eyes, or through dangerous accidents!) Oh, I also want DJ equipment and DJ classes for Christmas. I want cool stuff! (Thanks for the tip, Patrick.)