Ugh Aficionado: Gwyneth Paltrow Has A Cookbook Coming Out
This is a recipe for DISASTER! Get it? Recipes? (The joke is that cookbooks have recipes in them but then "recipe for disaster" is a common expression about disaster. And Gwyneth Paltrow is the worst. So that is the joke, basically. Let me know if you don't get it.)
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