Eskimo Callboy: Germany’s Answer To Brokencyde

From Germany’s Wikipedia page:

Germany (i /ˈdʒɜrməni/), officially the Federal Republic of Germany (German: Bundesrepublik Deutschland, pronounced [ˈbʊndəsʁepuˌbliːk ˈdɔʏtʃlant] is a country in Central Europe. It is bordered to the north by the North Sea, Denmark, and the Baltic Sea; to the east by Poland and the Czech Republic; to the south by Austria and Switzerland; and to the west by France, Luxembourg, Belgium, and the Netherlands. The territory of Germany covers an area of 357.021 km2 and is influenced by a temperate seasonal climate. With 81.8 million inhabitants, it is the most populous member state of the European Union, and home to the third-largest number of international migrants worldwide. They also have their own Brokencyde called Eskimo Callboy. They’re the absolute worst. And this is Germany we’re talking about, so that says a lot!

Very informative! Here is Eskimo Callboy covering Katy Perry’s “California Gurls.” (Note: you might want to turn your ears off):

How do you say “I hate this so much that I wish that guy from Reservoir Dogs had cut MY ears off. And then kept going and just chopped off my whole head” in German? On the plus side, I cannot wait to send Joe Mande to Germany. R.I.P. Joe Mande! Follow Eskimo Callboy on Twitter! (Thanks for the tip, Andrew.)