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Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Oh hey, if you are in the Austin, Texas area this weekend, some of your fellow Videogum monsters are having a meet-up tomorrow night at a karaoke bar. Karaoke is fun! You can find more information and RSVP here. If you’re not in the Austin, Texas area, there is still time to get an airline ticket to the Austin, Texas area, and then you will be in the Austin, Texas area. (It should probably be noted that this is an Unofficial Unsanctioned event, and we are not responsible for anything HORRIBLE that happens. Be safe out there, nerds.) If you are not in the Austin, Texas area, and you have no plans to travel to the Austin, Texas area this weekend, then at least get to a karaoke bar and sing a song for us. Or don’t. It’s your weekend. But do. Or don’t. But do. Thanks!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Julia Roberts Coffee Commercial Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 Polythene Pam | Dec 3rd Score:100

I’m pretending to read Videogum right now, but I’ve actually got The Single Girl’s Guide to Meeting European Men clumsily taped to my monitor. I am going to get so many laids!

Posted in: Your Girlfriend Katherine Chloe Cahoon Is Back!
#2 A Serious Monster | Dec 8th Score:121

“Anybody can just eat ice cream and claim that it’s poop.”

-Steve Winwood, 6000 B.C. – 2012 A.D.

Posted in: Post Your Salsa Dog Reaction Videos Here And Everywhere
#1 paperstreetsoap | Dec 8th Score:184

Hey guys. Didn’t have anywhere else to post this.

Its my holiday gift to you all

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Posted in: Post Your Salsa Dog Reaction Videos Here And Everywhere

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1 Steve Winwood | Dec 6th Score:-24
you mean the jap scat?
Posted in: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Jingle All The Way

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

[Ed. note: One two punch this week!]

Ian | Dec 7th Score:242

Holy shit I just met Ellen Page

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: John Waters And Justin Bieber
Ian | Dec 7th Score:242

Holy shit I just met Steve Buscemi

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: John Waters And Justin Bieber

[Ed. note: Congratulations, Ian! You earned it.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

#3 paperstreetsoap | Dec 8th Score:184

Hey guys. Didn’t have anywhere else to post this.

Its my holiday gift to you all

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Posted in: Post Your Salsa Dog Reaction Videos Here And Everywhere

[Ed. note: Yes, this was the highest rated comment of the week (well, actually, Ian’s two Caption Contest entries were the highest rated of the week, but anyway) but it is really so great. It deserves double recognition, and so double recognition where double recognition is due. Consider this comment DOUBLE RECOGNIZED.]